HOW TO BE TUMBLR FAMOUS

surrealmelody:

1) Acquire iPhone.

2) Save your own number as a contact.

3) Rename it to impersonate a loved one.

4) Text yourself a cheesy conversation you found on Google with horrible spelling and grammar that pisses off everyone.

Note: You will need to reply to yourself too.

5) Delete the appropriate messages to create illusion of a real text conversation.

6) Screenshot, post to Tumblr and watch the notes pour in.

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