Where are all the gentlemen?

I hate it when boys touch me. I hate it when boys breathe on me. I hate it when boys mess with me. What type of girl do you take me for? I’m not like those slutty little sophomores you love hitting on. I deserve to be treated like a person, not like a sex toy. So the next time a some guy tries to pinch my side, slap my butt, or hold my hand… I’m going to shove his head through a wall faster than he can say “sorry”.